You shouldn't play with matches, madmen or magnets.

Yahoo's top story tonight was: ATOM SMASHER TO BE TURNED ON AUGUST 1ST


Then underneath it, it said: Scientists predict it will not suck the Earth into a black hole.

Also it stated that scientists gave it a mere one in 50 million chance of causing a global catastrophy, or the odds of winning the lottery.

Here's the thing- Every month, someone wins the lottery.

Facebook is not a Yearbook

Facebook should just go ahead and rename its "People you may know," application to "People who were in your 10th grade Biology class and you just didn't find interesting enough to keep in contact with, and you probably would have forgotten about altogether until they started popping up on the right hand side of your facebook window every time you sign on," application.

Or that may be too long, I don't know.